So tonight I went along to the weekly builders pint having missed 3 Fridays. I was SO EXCITED at the idea of an early evening Friday night drink
It’s now midnightish.. I’ve had 5 (i think) large glasses of very easy to quaff malbec.. so i just might be a bit tiddly. However, i feel i can safely say that our time in our second living room (AKA Neuadd Arms Hotel) was time well spent
After an evening of banter, political debate, drinking; laughter and Loony planning we have discovered the following. By ‘WE’ that would be me AKA ” Lady Lily the Pink’, my partner “Me’ , Viscount Gaffer, and my ‘minder / cameraman ‘ Me, Reverend Backline Defrocked)
We have a cunning plan
The Welsh Assembly Elections take place on 5th May
The Neuadd Arms Hotel is the spiritual home of Screaming Lord Sutch, and Loony H/Q for Brecon and Radnorshire
There are Mid and West Wales Loonies standing in the Welsh Assembly for a Regional seat, led by Lady Lily the Pink
Loony H/Q , AKA, The Neuadd Armsd Hotel needs a post election party on Saturday 7th May
Call it “Satisfaction with Every Election”
Invite everyone to wear headgear
Brew a Heart of Wales Election Beer… suggested names:-
- Barley Believable
- Hoppy to Beer Here
- Ale-Ected
- Malty Membeer
- Sutch A Good I-Beer
- Polls-A-Psrty
- Thirst Past The Post
- R U A Count?
- Not Ale Ected
- What’s Your Pint?
Make up some Lily the Pink Cocktails
- Pick – a – lily
- Totally Pinkled
- Pink of a Number
- Pink as a Newt
- The Missing Pink
- Lily of the Lavvy
- Stinky Pinky Minky Drinky in the Sinky
- Lily Lay
- Pink Fluffer ( prosecco, marshmallow, angus stura bitters… that pin gin shit…, vodka, umbrella, ribena to taste)
- Pinko Commi Fag (vodka, newcastle brown, fresh strawberry and a sparkler… and a spliff_
- Lady Flamingo (any drink with a pink feather in it)
- Kissing the Pink (strawberry milkshake, vodka, raspberry liqueur, fresh strawberry)
Non-Alcoholic Cocktils
1 Virgin Lily (glass of water)
2. Virgin on the Ridiculous (blackcurrant cordial and water, ice to taste)
And that, my friends , is how three drunken minds on a Friday night work
Lindsay, get to it… Despite the drink, celebrating and promoting The Monster Raving Loony Party in the Welsh Assembly Election is a great idea for Loony H/Q Brecknockshire
Let’s PARTAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
